Usually getting banking errors is really exasperating and results in hours of coping with robots, followed by hours of dealing like people acting like androids but for one man Chris Reynolds, he was briefly the riches person in the world. A PayPal error left him with slightly over $92 Quadrillion bucks. Just to be specific he had $92,233,720,368,547,800. Do you actually know what I might do with $92 quadrillion bucks?
With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I would scoff and throw cash in rich peoples faces. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I'd convert become called the George Washington Carver of $100 dollar bills. Turn it into fuel, burn it for warmth, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you say it. With $92 quadrillion dollars I would build everything I own out of money. My place, my vehicle, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion dollars I might literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my cash.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling vehicle components on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion greenback gaff he though was a debt. Instead of straight away crapping his pants and crying insolvency in the streets. He did what any other average human being would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here's where a "long lost friend" noticed it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he attempted to log into his account to verify his mates claims, he spotted that he was left among the lowest ranking poor folk in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal right after approached him and noted the massive mistake and said that they would give a unspecified amount of cash to a cause of Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yeah you can give that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Money Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion dollars. He said that he would pay off the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The ambiguity of this man's plans are beyond my comprehension. Let's do a quick hypothetical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US nationwide debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed one or two felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, PC fraud, not to mention the fact it is online instantly makes all of his crimes federal. Just the charge of grand theft larceny would land him a projected 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off a few cases online where on average for stealing $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in the slammer) That is just with one charge! They'll be locking up his bloodline for all time. If the govt let's him live to see the rest of his wishes with his money, it would all be in vein proving the fallacy in his simplified perspectives. Buying a sports team, cool idea. No flaws in that you're pretty much infinitely rich. You do it as you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There is not any investing when you have 126,547 times the quantity of money that Bill Gates has. There is only purchasing. Next, if you thought people coming out the wood work for lotto loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. People get murdered for lottery prize each day the difference is this man has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a nations armed forces to personally protect him.
So in summation, Reynold's repays the US Countrywide Debt, buys his favorite sports team, squanders insignificant billions in frivolous investments, learns a lesson about long lost friends attempting to make contact again after striking it enormous means they are gold digging, and ultimately gets tossed in the slammer by a grateful US, which should ultimately purloin all of his money.
All that money is paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you'd be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your unceasing jail cell.
With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I would scoff and throw cash in rich peoples faces. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I'd convert become called the George Washington Carver of $100 dollar bills. Turn it into fuel, burn it for warmth, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you say it. With $92 quadrillion dollars I would build everything I own out of money. My place, my vehicle, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion dollars I might literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my cash.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling vehicle components on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion greenback gaff he though was a debt. Instead of straight away crapping his pants and crying insolvency in the streets. He did what any other average human being would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here's where a "long lost friend" noticed it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he attempted to log into his account to verify his mates claims, he spotted that he was left among the lowest ranking poor folk in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal right after approached him and noted the massive mistake and said that they would give a unspecified amount of cash to a cause of Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yeah you can give that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Money Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion dollars. He said that he would pay off the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The ambiguity of this man's plans are beyond my comprehension. Let's do a quick hypothetical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US nationwide debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed one or two felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, PC fraud, not to mention the fact it is online instantly makes all of his crimes federal. Just the charge of grand theft larceny would land him a projected 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off a few cases online where on average for stealing $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in the slammer) That is just with one charge! They'll be locking up his bloodline for all time. If the govt let's him live to see the rest of his wishes with his money, it would all be in vein proving the fallacy in his simplified perspectives. Buying a sports team, cool idea. No flaws in that you're pretty much infinitely rich. You do it as you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There is not any investing when you have 126,547 times the quantity of money that Bill Gates has. There is only purchasing. Next, if you thought people coming out the wood work for lotto loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. People get murdered for lottery prize each day the difference is this man has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a nations armed forces to personally protect him.
So in summation, Reynold's repays the US Countrywide Debt, buys his favorite sports team, squanders insignificant billions in frivolous investments, learns a lesson about long lost friends attempting to make contact again after striking it enormous means they are gold digging, and ultimately gets tossed in the slammer by a grateful US, which should ultimately purloin all of his money.
All that money is paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you'd be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your unceasing jail cell.
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